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Comedy Central announced this week that it was introducing a promising new comedic act. The act will involve President Biden and Senator Fetterman together in a series of publicly broad cast intellectual challenges. For example, the first show will apparently involve Biden and Fetterman competing in a standard high school Spelling Bee. Because broad cast time is limited, the Spelling Bee will be called when the first contestant spells 3 words correctly. Reached for comment, Comedy Central’s morono voterin explained we were aiming for a competition that was so pathetic and incompetent that it would have audiences smart enough not to vote for either of these idiots howling on the floor with laughter – kind of like the notorious basketball game between Sheldon and Kripke in the Big Bang Theory, where the basketball game had to eventually be called because neither Sheldon nor Kripke could make a single basket. We are trying to replicate a similar degree of absolute and hilarious human incompetence at the intellectual level. As a tease, the first word Fetterman will be asked to spell is “mendacious.” Both Fetterman and Biden should know that word.
Future comedy shows may involve Biden and Fetterman handling Trivial Pursuit questions, questions on history or economics (such as “what is the best way to destroy a free market economy”), questions on math or science, and other topics. We may also introduce guest contestants, such as former President Obama, who once claimed there were 57 states, and Vice President Harris, an established expert on geography, who cannot seem to find the correct border of the United States, but keeps ending up on the Polish or Ukrainian border, and who is gifted in explaining so memorably our supposed “alliance with the Republic of North Korea” (yes, she said that) as well as which lands are “big lands.” Other nincompoop participation is anticipated. Readers are invited to tune in and die laughing, before they are killed by leftist, communist policies.
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